January 2011
68 posts
Ben and Locke had the best one liner discussions
Locke: "Is he talking about what I think he's talking about?"
Ben: "If you mean time travelling bunnies, then yes"
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Locke: "Can I ask you a question?"
Ben: "I'm a Pisces."
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
The Decemberists (120)
They Might Be Giants (93)
Bill Elm and Woody Jackson (62)
Jem (48)
Mike Phirman (24)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Wife listening to Husband talk to himself as he...
James: We don't need to see him have the exact same conversation with every girl. We're here to see the girls fight.
James: If you ever run at me and try to jump into my arms, there's a good chance that I won't catch you.
James: (valley girl voice) 'That looks comfy!' Let me just put this blanket on the fuckin' rocks. He really knows how to treat a lady. Hey there are chairs everywhere but this blanket on the rocks seems better.
James: Sitting on the fucking floor. Enough of that, right Emily?
James: Awesome they're starting to cry.
James: Personal breakdowns.
James: She's all snotty.
James: That makeup is totally waterproof, it doesn't come off at all.
James: On American Idol if they exploit your tragedy and your house- you're in! On Bachelor if they show you whining and crying -you're out!
James: If there wasn't a camera there that guy would be running, running like a bastard.
James: I hope they have their shots.
James: I'm totally going on the Bachelor next season.
James: I have a lot to offer these ladies.
James: Wait, no wonder this show takes so fucking long. He has a stash of roses. This show should take a week, tops.
James: She's not getting one. She's not getting one. That one is crazy as shit.
James: Why does that 'last rose' dude have to come out? Where is he the whole time? Behind a curtain with his pants around his ankles?
James: LAST ROOOOOOOSE.
James: If you didn't get a rose, get out.
James: Look at how she's walking. She's zany. You don't know anything about zany girls.
James: Look at how many girls he has left, is this going to be on until July?
James: Awesome they're all breaking down.
James: Wait the Kardashian's have another show now? That's how I know the Mayan Calendar is real. End of fucking days. I bet there's a carving, a glyph of Kim and her fucking sister on the Mayan calendar. But not the giant one, because they would have thought she was a monster.
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hogsmeadederyn:
This is excellent ^
Someone says LOST had a cop-out ending because it...
More than anyone else, those are the people I can’t stand.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
Jeremy Messersmith (36)
平沢進 (35)
Weezer (28)
Murray Gold (23)
José González (21)
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Leo
atsween:
I go to the bank and line up to see a teller. I’m next up, so I take a look to see which teller is going to be wrapping up soonest. My money’s on late 50s Asian guy in the light brown mock turtleneck.
As I watch, he pauses while counting out cash and raises his left arm to let a gold watch with a too-large strap slide down his wrist and in a rush his whole life story unfurls in my...
What Browsing the Web Feels Like
modernnerd:
A blind man turns to his friend. ‘You know, I’ve always wondered. As a sighted person, what does browsing the Web feel like?’
‘That’s a tough one,’ says his friend. He shrugs. ‘It doesn’t really feel like anything. What does eating an apple feel like, for example?’
The blind man thinks. He brings an empty hand to his face, opens his mouth, and takes an imaginary bite. He chews. He...
Remember when lost was simple and they thought...
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That awkward moment when you realize every time...
